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and-the-two-idiots:

stripedpants:

My brother’s friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.

So being the clever person he was

On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,

THIS

IS

DARING

And he later got accepted. 

this is my favorite story on tumblr


lifeasricky:

Who was I kidding…

lifeasricky:

Who was I kidding…



I’ll always love you. Goodbye and good luck. I’ll never forget you.


khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 



timecurry:

hellohelbig:

justindonuts:

lets-get-krunk:

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet


radsanta:

radsanta:

a cute boy randomly started texting me and is being rly nice to me?//????

image

I HATE BOYS


premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”


memeguy-com:

This must be the coolest dog ever not allowed here

memeguy-com:

This must be the coolest dog ever not allowed here


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